i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
*takes homework out* *rewards self with two hours of internet*
There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist