Opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
(Source: kenfucky)
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
