i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
and a husband
One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one
imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
As a girl, I can confirm that all we talk about is boys and clothes and drugs and murder
- me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
- me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT