we need some new and more powerful swears
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you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you
why do i even come to school anymore, all i do is sleep and pretend to participate
so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM