Got a wasp nest in your backyard? I’ll shoot it with my sniper rifle. Sometimes the nest explodes, and sometimes I miss and hit your barbeque grill, but that’s all part of the experience. $20 a nest
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people